An Easter Joke to Make You Smile

My cousin just sent me this

 and I thought it was too cute not to share!

A man is driving along a highway

 and sees a rabbit

jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps

 right in front of the car. 

The driver, a sensitive man

 as well as an animal lover,

 pulls over and gets out to see

what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is

the Easter Bunny,

 and he is  DEAD .
The driver feels so awful

  that he begins to cry. 
A beautiful blonde woman driving

 down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's it wrong. 

"I feel terrible!"  he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny

 with my car and KILLED HIM!" 

The blonde says,"Don't worry, darlin!"

She runs to her car

 and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead

  Easter Bunny; bends down,

 and sprays the contents onto him. 

The  Easter Bunny  jumps up,

 waves its paw at the two of them

 and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,

 turns around and waves again,

hops down the road another 10 feet,

turns and waves, hops another ten feet, 
turns and waves, and repeats this

 again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands, 

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" 

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says...

(Are you ready for this?) 
(You know you're gonna be sorry!) 

(Last chance!!!)

OK, here it is:

It says, 

"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!!