Only the Nose Knows...

When I was in college one of my closest friends

 was really fun and we laughed often together.

I have fond memories of one night staying up all night

writing down silly quips about noses.

 Noses are just kinda funny looking anyway,

 they jut out and look silly on most of us on most days,

 but we laughed for hours coming up with nose puns and funnies. 

We had all sorts of them such as

 "A nose by any other name would smell as sweet."

 (I know, Shakespeare had to have rolled over his grave with that one!

By the time we could think of no more

 we had pages and pages of nose puns, etc.

You know I only threw that list out a few years ago.

I kinda now wish I would have kept it. Oh well.

So for a little blue, a little giggle and a little collage,

I send you this silly joke that mentions a nose-

and a wish for you to have a fabulous week!

A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"

"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"

"About two minutes ago," came the reply. 

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